Things I will not judge you for:
Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield dancing.
I just hit myself in the face with an extension cord and a camera
Everything is pain
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG
Tragically, we’re both heterosexual.
when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up
nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek
how old are you
"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see
"I have no agenda except to be funny." — Julia Louis-Dreyfus
favorite glee character meme» three episodes [1/3]: the big brother