gingerblivet:

Things I will not judge you for:
•Sexuality
•Religion
•Race
•Clothing choices

Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes


bourgeoisdecadences:

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield dancing.

Same.


I just hit myself in the face with an extension cord and a camera

Everything is pain



pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 



dreams-and-hard-realities:

THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG



Tragically, we’re both heterosexual.



clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

image


darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see


livefrommyhouse:

"I have no agenda except to be funny." — Julia Louis-Dreyfus


favorite glee character meme» three episodes [1/3]: the big brother