princedarrencriss:

Emmy and Golden Globe Award winning actor Darren Criss (The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story)


hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

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Mon, Jan 7via, source , 53,813 notes

mickisnotclever:

He totally just did that. If you know, you know ⚡️

Mon, Jan 7via, source , 3,941 notes

raptorific:

bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments


Sun, Jan 6via, source , 175,514 notes

thegestianpoet:

meggannn:

older sibling privilege is finding this bit of the special hilarious while your younger sibling watches it without cracking a smile once

i mean he’s not wrong though so 


Sun, Jan 6via, source , 68,905 notes

welcometohamilton:

‘Look Down’, also known as ‘Javert your eyes’.


Sun, Jan 6via, source , 3,500 notes

therareandferociousswamprabbit:

“Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. […] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and oud and “unladylike”, 
Jimmy Fallon […] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.”
Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit.
With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”

- Tina Fey, Bossypants

This one never gets old.


Sat, Jan 5via, source , 1,257,771 notes

cryingbloodviolently:

tescosfinest:

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get


Tue, Jan 1via, , 1,576,489 notes

i-got-personality:

captainlordauditor:

i-got-personality:

If John Mulaney were a newsie his name would be Kid Gorgeous

what do you mean “if”

I’m so sorry, I never meant to erase his immortality

When John Mulaney was a newsie, his nickname was Kid Gorgeous


Sat, Dec 29via, source , 11,611 notes

fn-skywalker:

into the spider-verse has some of the most dynamic, fluid, colorful, beautiful, and expressive animation i’ve seen in years

dreamworks and disney and etc etc have all been fighting each other to see who can animate the most eyelashes and make fabric swish right in the wind

animation has just become a contest to see who can mimic real life (which kind of defeats the purpose lol)

FINALLY an animated film that celebrates its medium!! animation was meant to push the boundaries and express ideas and add visuals real life couldn’t! thank you!!


Sat, Dec 29via, source , 54,749 notes

ruinedchildhood:

#me @ me 


Sat, Dec 29via, source , 18,764 notes

strawberryslurper:

me, for my entire birthday month: how could you do this to me On My Birthday


Fri, Dec 28via, source , 479,825 notes

secretlyspider-man:

bObBy nEwPoRt


kylesbogusjourney:

I have this really bad habit of sending two unrelated texts back to back but bridging them with an “also”

So it’ll be like “hey have you seen this funny tweet” quickly followed by “also the news said polio is back”


Sat, Dec 22via, source , 230,074 notes

headcanonsandmore:

hillnerd:

quillofamuggleborn:

ukrainiangirlfriend:

marnla:

Never forget

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS PHOTOSHOOT I LOVE IT

Why WOULDN’T they do this photoshoot?!

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I headcanon that there is literally not ONE photo of Harry in the newspapers where he’s not making a stupid face like this. NOT. ONE. IN 25+ YEARS

If I ever meet Danial Radcliffe, these are the photos I want him to sign.


Sun, Dec 16via, source , 425,531 notes







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